28 June 2006

Some anonymous infidel writes:
O Glorious Leader,

Do the departures of Ft. Worth, Pittsburgh, San Joaquin, South Carolina, and what will almost certainly be Springfield, Quincy, and perhaps Albany as well, combined with the departure of Christ Church Plano (equivalent to 24 average Episcopal parishes), indicate that the much-feared split in ECUSA has finally arrived?
How can you believe these lies? I blame the internets for these lies!

Our Glorious Leader cannot respond because now he reads Sufi poet Rumi and meditates. He is a very smart man, he is a very smart man. Believe me, he is smarter than the insane little dwarf Ducan and his international criminal gang of bastards. I respond for him.

There is no departure of Fort Worth. Never! We control Fort Worth. I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place.

We have deposed 2 bishops, 14 priests and their deacons - We have driven them back.

Pittsburgh? They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them! They are like a snake and we are going to cut it in pieces.

I would like to clarify a simple fact here: How can you lay siege to a whole province? Who is really under siege now? 815 cannot be besieged. Newark cannot be besieged. New Hampshire cannot be besieged.

I say to you their talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind. They are sick, sick, sick stupids.

Is it possible to injure one's self when laughing?
Praise Allah! She is great!
But tell us, oh great leader, when do the forcefields of love protect us from the infidel?!?!? What will be the sign for us to go to the "deeper place?" We must know!
Information Minister:
You look very familiar. Did you used to work in Iraq? Mother Jesus must be smiling on you to bring you to this inclusive church. I see you brought your pluriforms.
Congratulations and enjoy the processes.
Verily yours,
Blind Guide
He used to be known as Baghdad Bob, right? Is he now known as 815 Eddie?
This must be a farce because there's no homosexual spin. The real EIM always sticks up for her LGBTwhatever comrades.
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