30 June 2006

 
Glorious Leader greets TEC Asset Protection troops after victory in Fort Worth!!

They have excellent record of victory under their General, the scared enemy calls her "Jackboot Jane" on the interweb! We will bury this "Network" with their own confusion!!

 
Morning news update

Oh what a glorious day this is! I tell you, the tears of that Iker and his Fort Worth gang of criminal rat-bastard stupids will end drought in Texas... I triple guarantee you they are crying at this minute, and soon the insane little dwarf Ducan will join them!!!

Why tears? Because we have victored, that is why! We went into cathedral and crushed them, we cleaned the WHOOOLE place out, they were slaughtered. Mark this word, it turned into Requiem Mass for their "Network" delusion!!

After victoring, Our Glorious Leader decided to punish them by kicking out of TEC! This is true, they begged to stay but we have no use for such stupid donkeys. They are too stupid, too small, they are like tiny speck on camel manure to us! And so we kicked them out of TEC, just like that!!!!

They say it is they who left but do not believe their crazy lies, even those who live on another planet, if there are such people, would not believe such crazy lies... we have kicked THEM out, it is THEIR tears spilling on ground, it is THEM we have proved weak!!! Our Glorious Leader had sweet taste of victory for breakfast!!!!

29 June 2006

 
This "Network," what tangled interwebs they weave! They are too stupid, their lies are invisible. We will dissect their silly deceptions like a frog.

Listen to our New Leader the Ever-Beneficent: "dioceses cannot leave," there is only "the departure of a few individuals" -- this is the truth, I have facts to prove it, I triple promise. Do not listen to the Network imps!

28 June 2006

 
Some anonymous infidel writes:
O Glorious Leader,

Do the departures of Ft. Worth, Pittsburgh, San Joaquin, South Carolina, and what will almost certainly be Springfield, Quincy, and perhaps Albany as well, combined with the departure of Christ Church Plano (equivalent to 24 average Episcopal parishes), indicate that the much-feared split in ECUSA has finally arrived?
How can you believe these lies? I blame the internets for these lies!

Our Glorious Leader cannot respond because now he reads Sufi poet Rumi and meditates. He is a very smart man, he is a very smart man. Believe me, he is smarter than the insane little dwarf Ducan and his international criminal gang of bastards. I respond for him.

There is no departure of Fort Worth. Never! We control Fort Worth. I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place.

We have deposed 2 bishops, 14 priests and their deacons - We have driven them back.

Pittsburgh? They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them! They are like a snake and we are going to cut it in pieces.

I would like to clarify a simple fact here: How can you lay siege to a whole province? Who is really under siege now? 815 cannot be besieged. Newark cannot be besieged. New Hampshire cannot be besieged.

I say to you their talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind. They are sick, sick, sick stupids.

 
I speak the truth, not the stupid lies of the Network infidels. Ask any question here to hear the truth.

 
We have heard reports of these "blogs." The authority of the Executive Council... issued a warning to the church population not to read any of those internets because they are booby traps. The Network are immoral mercenaries and war criminals for this. They have started throwing those internets, but they are not internets, they are booby traps to kill the children.

 
Our Glorious Leader has written a new word to the people of victory. He speaks better English than this villain Rowan. Let the Network infidels bask in their illusion, this new word speaks the truth.

We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by stealing parishes and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those bastards.

Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a province of 2 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable Duncan has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the Network command is under siege.

Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them. Once again, I blame the blogs before it ascertains what takes place. Please, make sure of what you say and do not play such a role.

 
Stupid false propagandists are saying that three dioceses left today. But I say this is not true. I have detailed informations about the situation... which completely proves that what they allege are illusions... They lie every day.

Lying is forbidden in The Episcopal Church. Our Glorious Leader will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts.

I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that this "Network" have started to commit suicide under the will of their parishioners. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly.

Who are in control, they are not in control of anything -- they don't even control themselves! This "Network," they always depend on a method what I call... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies.